"DAMNATION!" - Me & Brad
"She must think we're GODDAMN GLUTTONS!" - Stephanie
"That is DAMN funny!" - Stephanie (i adapted it and put 'damn' in front of basically any word)
"What the PISS?" - Stephanie
"What's a COOTER?" - Tony
"Once I saw the 'God is Great' shirt, I knew we were safe..." - Tony
"You piece of SHIT this is Stephanie! Erin just called me and told me that the food on the Grech house looks like throw-up! So we had best not get caught for this or else i will CRUCIFY you!" - A voice message Stephanie left me after we did the Gretch house in July 2002.
"The only way you'll EVER be above Elyssa Book is ALPHABETICALLY!" - Me to Kara Blackall
"We're not DUDES, we're not DUDETS, we're WOMEN!" - Doc Loc
"YOU went to the OLYMPICS!?!" - Gina Griffiths to Doc
"Who does SHIT like this?" - Stephanie, referring to the four of us
"Move along FREAKSHOW!" - Ms. Inglese to a stranger in LJS
"WHITE TRASH!" - The Gluttons
"I'm here to see you about prank calls" - Officer Knoll
"WANDA!?!?!?" - Stephanie
"Is there an 'H' in BrON H ClIF???" - Gina Griffiths
"The Best of the Best my EYE!" - M.E. Le
"I gots more Bananas!" - Lauren
"Can't you hear me you Son-of-a-Bitch??" - Me
"I'm DEAF I can't HEAR you!!" - Erin
"SUDINA HAS CRABS!!!" - Lehr
"She's a BRICK--HOUSE!" - JT
"Feed me or FAIL" - Kathy Gavrish
"Who would want to rape HER?" - Lauren
"New from Milton Bradley...INCEST!! A game the whole family can enjoy!" -Ray Edleman
"JESUS CHRIST STEPHANIE!" - Tony
[Quotes Specific to Prom Weekend 2003 in Seven Springs]
"I feel like being a slut tonite..." - Stacie, looking thougtfully at the sunset
"W-O-W. L-O-L. D-U-I." - Julie, Scott, and Mackenzie
"Stacie, quit emptying your bra out!" - Me, as tissues were dropped over the balcony
"Don't give me that 'You're drinking STILL?' I started drinking later than the rest of you shits!" - Me
"Thanks for NOTHING, ASSHOLE!" - Drunk Stacie to the bowling guy
